Piadas de Vascaínos

 

P: Sabe qual a diferença do vascaíno pro câncer?

R: O câncer evolui.

P: Uma combi com 4 vascaínos caem de um penhasco. Qual a moral da

historia?

R: Disperdício... cabiam 12.

P: Sabe como se descobre o que vai ser um vascaíno quando crescer?

R: Joga ele para o alto se ele se pendurar nas arvores e macaco e se

cair e merda.

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P: Você sabe como salvar cinco vascaínos que estão se afogando?

R: Não.

Ótimo!

P: Como você chama 500 vascaínos no fundo do oceano?

R: Um bom começo.

P: O que acontece quando você enterra seis vascaínos na areia até o

pescoço?

R: Falta areia.

P: O que é preto e marrom e fica bem em um vascaínos?

R: Um doberman.

P: Por que o Rio tem vascaínos e São Paulo depósitos de lixo tóxico?

R: São Paulo escolheu primeiro.

P: O que vascaínos usam como controle de natalidade?

R: A personalidade deles.

P: Qual a diferença entre uma cobra venenosa e um vascaíno?

R: Você pode fazer da cobra um bicho de estimação.

P: Você esta dirigindo em uma estrada no deserto e vê o Fernando Collor

em um lado da estrada e um vascaíno no outro lado. Quem você atropela

primeiro?

R: Collor. Primeiro a obrigação, depois o divertimento.

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P: Qual a diferença entre um vascaíno e um peixe-gato?

R: Um vive nas profundezas se alimentando do lixo, o outro é um peixe.

P: Um vascaíno e o Collor pulam de um edificio, quem vai cair primeiro?

R: Quem se importa?

P: Você está em um quarto com Fernando Collor, PC Farias e um vascaíno.

Você tem um revólver, mas só duas balas. Em quem você atira?

R: No vascaíno, duas vezes.

P: Qual a diferenca entre um vascaíno e uma cebola?

R: Você chora quando mete a faca em uma cebola.

P: O que você precisa quando tem cinco vascaínos enterrados ate o

pescoço no concreto?

R: Mais concreto.

Um onibus cheio de vascaínos caiu de um penhasco:

Boas Notícias: Nao houve sobreviventes.

Más Notícias: Tinham três cadeiras vazias.

 

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