Piadas de Troca-Trocas

 

Um avião, sobrevoando a Amazônia, sofre repentina pane e despenca no

meio da selva. Morrem todos, com exceção de dois passageiros. Após

longo tempo na expectativa de resgate, já desesperados travam a

seguinte conversação:

- E aí meu chapa. Acho que vamos morrer mesmo. A turma de

busca e salvamento deve ter desistido de nos encontrar. A comida do

avião já terminou e as feras da floresta não tardam a nos devorar.

Já que nosso fim é líquido e certo, poderíamos aproveitar os

últimos momentos e fazer um TROCA-TROCA.

- Comigo não, xará. Sou muito macho e não aceito esse tipo de

proposta.

Dia seguinte, tomando banho no riacho próximo dos destroços, viu o

rechonchudo bumbum do parceiro e, mudou de idéia.

- Acho que você tem razão. A terra vai comer mesmo e ninguém

ficará sabendo. Topo então o troca-troca. Eu vou primeiro.

- Alto lá, camarada. Eu dei a idéia. Então eu devo ser o

primeiro.

Dito e feito. Acabou sendo o primeiro. Havia porém um pormenor,

aliais, PORMAIOR já que o indivíduo era bem-dotado e, ao carcar o

outro, arrebentou com as pregas do mesmo.

- Agora, a minha vez (clamou o cu rasgado).

Neste exato momento, um helicóptero de salvamento apareceu sobre a

clareira onde estavam. Foram salvos. Ainda no helicóptero, o

rasgadinho reclamou:

- E a minha vez ?

- O trato era somente se fossemos morrer. Fomos salvos, então

acabou o trato. Mas, não se preocupe, não conto para ninguém.

No mesmo dia, queixando-se de dores na região "bundal", o dilacerado

procura um médico.

- É o seguinte, doutor. Fui dar uma cagadinha no mato e tropecei

num graveto, caindo de cu em cima de um toco. Rasguei-me todo. O Sr.

teria algum remédio para sarar ?

- Deixe-me examinar o estrago... Hummmm, sei não, este rasgo

está muito bem delimitado. Não parece provocado por toco. Parece

mais um estrago de pica. Mas, não tem problema. Temos um novo remédio

que vai curá-lo.

Coloca, então, sobre a mesa dois frascos de pílulas.

Estas pílulas são miraculosas. Este frasco azul e' para curar

rasgo de toco. Este frasco amarelo e' para curar rasgo feito por

pica. Tem efeito comprovado, todavia, tem um detalhe letal. Caso tome

o remédio trocado, é morte certa. Pode pegar o frasco para o seu

caso.

- Vou levar esse frasco amarelo, MAS QUE FOI TOCO, FOI !

 

 

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