Piadas de Suicidas

 

 O português vai ao bar junto com um amigo, para um happy hour. Eles

entram, sentam e pedem um drink.

Em uma televisão esta passando o noticiário das 7 horas. Começa a

passar uma matéria sobre um homem que ameaça saltar de um prédio.

O português propõe fazer uma aposta se o homem vai ou não pular.

O portuga diz que o homem não vai pular. O amigo aposta que o homem

pula.

E nesse instante, na tv, o homem salta do edifício.

O português tira a carteira para pagar a aposta, e o seu amigo diz:

- "Acho que não vou aceitar....tenho que confessar uma coisa, eu já

tinha visto a matéria no noticiário das 6..."

O português:

- "De jeito nenhum!!! Aposta e aposta....Eu também já tinha visto a

matéria mas não imaginava que ele seria capaz de pular de novo!!!!

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Junto ao corpo de um suicída, a polícia encontrou a

seguinte carta:

"Sr. Delegado, não culpe a ninguém pela minha morte. Deixo

esta vida hoje porque um dia a mais eu acabaria louco.

Explico-lhe, Sr. Delegado:

Tive a desgraça de casar-me com uma viúva a qual tinha uma

filha (se soubesse não teria me casado).

Meu pai, para maior desgraça, era viúvo, enamorou-se e

casou com a filha da minha mulher. Resultou daí que minha

mulher se tornou sogra de seu sogro, minha enteada ficou

sendo minha mãe, meu pai era ao mesmo tempo o meu genro.

E por algum tempo minha filha trouxe ao mundo um menino,

que veio a ser meu irmão. Com o decorrer do tempo minha

mulher também deu a luz a um menino que, como irmão de

minha mãe, era cunhado de meu pai e tio do seu filho,

passando minha mulher a ser nora da sua própria filha.

Eu, Sr. Delegado, fiquei sendo pai da minha mãe,

tornando-me irmão do meu pai. Minha mulher ficou sendo

minha avó, já que é mãe da minha mãe e assim, acabei por

ser avô de mim mesmo."

O Delegado acabou de ler e se matou também!

 

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