Piadas de Soldados

 

 Esta era uma patrulha de soldados russos (bem, podem ser de outro pais

qualquer) ao lado de uma alta ravina.

O sargento esta a olhar para o fundo do precipício, da a volta y diz:

- soldado Ivanov!

- Senhor!

- Ponha-se assim:

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- Sim senhor!

- Agora salte!

- Desculpe!!???

- Disse para saltar ao precipício, soldado!

- Sim senhor!, (e salta)

O Sargento torna a olhar lá para baixo, olha durante um tempo e diz:

- Cabo Pyetrov!

- Senhor!

- Mexa-se três metros para a sua esquerda!

- Sim senhor!

- Ponha-se assim:

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- Sim senhor!

- Salte!

- Sim senhor! (e salta ao precipício)

O sargento volta a olhar lá para baixo, pensa um pouco e diz:

- Soldado Sidorov!

- Senhor!

- Mexa-se cinco metros a sua direita y ponha-se de cócoras

- Sim senhor!

- Salte!

- Sim senhor! (e salta)

O Sargento analisa de novo o fundo e diz:

- Alferez Strogoff!

- Senhor!

- Ponha-se assim:

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Nesse momento para um jipe perto do pelotão e um capitão levanta-se e grita:

- Sargento Tchebychevich!!!, Esta é a última vez que o aviso, vou mandar o

senhor a um conselho de guerra se o volto a encontrar a jogar tetris com os

soldados.

 

 

 

 

 

 

O general passa a tropa em revista. Um dos recrutas não bate continência à sua passagem. Irado, o general vocifera: "Por que não bateu continência à minha passagem, soldado?" . O soldado responde, morrendo de medo: "Queira desculpar, senhor. Eu não o vi passar!". E o general: "Ah, bom! Pensei que você tava de mal..."

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