Piadas de Signos

  Os Signos e a Lâmpada
 
  Quantos arianos são necessários para trocar uma lâmpada?
  ---- Apenas um, mas serão necessárias muitas lâmpadas.
  Quantos taurinos são necessários para trocar uma lâmpada?
  ---- Nenhum: Taurinos nao gostam de mudar nada.
  Quantos geminianos são necessários para trocar uma lâmpada?
  ---- Dois (é claro). Vai durar o fim de semana inteiro, mas quando estiver
pronto a lâmpada vai fazer o serviço da casa, falar francês e ficar da cor
que você quiser.
   Quantos cancerianos são necessários para trocar uma lâmpada?
   ---- Somente um. Mas levara' três anos para um terapeuta ajuda-lo a passar
pelo processo.
   Quantos leoninos são necessários para trocar uma lâmpada?
   ---- Um leonino nao troca lâmpadas, a nao ser que ele segure a   lâmpada e
o mundo gire em torno dele.
   Quantos virginianos são necessários para trocar uma lâmpada?
   ---- Vamos ver: um para girar a lâmpada, um para anotar quando a   lâmpada
queimou, e a data em que ela foi comprada, outro para decidir  de quem foi a
culpa da lâmpada ter sido queimada e perguntar, dez  para decidir como
remodelar a casa enquanto o resto troca a  lâmpada...
   Quantos librianos são necessários para trocar um lâmpada?
   ---- Bom, na realidade eu nao sei. Acho que depende de quando a   lâmpada
foi queimada. Talvez só um, se for uma lâmpada comum, mas  talvez dois se a
pessoa nao souber onde encontrar uma lâmpada, ou ...
   Quantos escorpianos são necessários para trocar uma lâmpada?
   ---- Mas quem quer saber? Por que "você" quer saber? Você é um   policial?
   Quantos sagitarianos são necessários para trocar uma lâmpada?
   ---- O sol esta brilhando, esta' cedo, nos temos a vida inteira pela 
frente, e você esta preocupado em trocar uma lâmpada estúpida?
   Quantos capricornianos são necessários para trocar uma lâmpada?
  ---- Nenhum. Capricornianos nao trocam lâmpadas - a nao ser que seja  um
negocio lucrativo.
   Quantos aquarianos são necessários para trocar uma lâmpada?
   ---- Vão aparec
centenas, todos competindo para ver quem será o  único a
trazer a luz ao mundo.
   Quantos piscianos são necessários para trocar uma lâmpada?
   --- O que? A luz esta' apagada?

 

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