Piadas de Ricos e Milionários
(o que não é o meu caso)

 

Havia um milionario que tinha tudo que queria:
Dinheiro, uma casa em Beverly Hills, drogas, mulheres,
carros, avioes e helicopteros.
Era tambem um pouco excentrico, e havia enchido sua piscina
com crocodilos.
Um dia ele resolveu dar uma festa de arromba.
Foram varios convidados e estavam todos juntos bebendo, se
drogando, conversando e se divertindo ao lado da piscina.
Daí o milionario, que e meio maluco mesmo, subiu no
trampolim e gritou para todos:
-A primeira pessoa que atravessar minha piscina com crocodilos e
chegando outro lado ganha toda a minha colecao de carros antigos.
Ninguem se mexe.
-Ok. Entao quem atravessar a piscina ganha minha colecao de
carros antigos e todos os meus helicopteros.
Ninguem nem pisca o olho...
-Que seja. Entao quem for o primeiro a atravessar ganha
todos meus carros, minha mansao, meus helicopteros e todos
os meus avioes tambem.
Splash !
Alguem mergulha na piscina !
Os crocodilos famintos avancam ferozes sobre ele, mas, como
Tarzan, ele afasta a boca dos crocodilos com as maos, luta
com eles e mergulha...
Ninguem sabe se ele esta VIVO ainda...
Mas do outro lado da piscina ele reaparece.
Venceu a batalha contra os crocodilos e mergulhou ate o
outro lado da piscina.
Sobe correndo para fora dela.
Todo mundo aplaude:
-Foi incrivel!! Nunca pensei que isso pudesse ser feito ! Voce parecia
Tarzan ! que incrivel !! Voce merece !" e o
milionario diz:
-Promessa e promessa. Vou te dar tudo o que prometi.
-Onde quer que eu te entregue os meus carros ?
E o heroi responde:
-Eu nao quero seus carros.
-Ok. Entao em que hangar posso te entregar os avioes e
helicopteros ?
-Morro de medo de altura. Nao quero seus avioes nem
helicopteros
-Ok. Entao aqui estao as chaves da mansao.
-Ja tenho uma casa legal, e nao quero me mudar.
-Obrigado, mas nao quero sua mansao.
-O que diabos você quer entao ?
-Quero matar o filho da puta que me empurrou na piscina !
 

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