Piadas de Programadores

  Como programasdores caçam elefantes

01. ACCESS: Programadores Access não têm experiência prévia em caça a

elefantes. No entanto, estão sempre impecavelmente vestidos, com excelente

visual. Conseguem enquadrar um elefante perfeitamente, mas sentem falta de

um gatilho. Não importa: isso já é 99,9% da solução...

02. ADA, APL, and FORTRAN: São tão fictícios quanto Papai Noel e Branca de

Neve.

03. ASSEMBLY: Criam suas próprias manadas de elefantes, pequenas e mais

velozes.

04. C: Recusam-se a comprar os rifles, preferindo adquirir canos de aço e

todo o material necessário para construir o "rifle perfeito" a partir do

zero, enquanto todos os outros já estão matando elefantes há muito tempo.

05. CLIPPER: Não caçam elefantes realmente. Eles apenas compram bibliotecas

de material de caça, uma após a outra, e gastam anos e anos tentando

integrá-las e resolver os conflitos que surgem dessa integração.

06. COBOL: Programadores COBOL têm uma profunda empatia com os elefantes e

jamais caçariam outra espécie em extinção.

07. dBASE: Programadores dBASE caçam elefantes apenas à noite, quando

ninguém pode perceber que ainda usam tacapes, paus e pedras.

08. FOXPRO: Pegam os rifles que os programadores C jogaram fora e gastam

mais tempo aprendendo novas técnicas de tiro do que realmente caçando

elefantes.

09. PARADOX: Viajam para a Africa com cópias de scripts de filmes de

Hollywood sobre caçadas de elefantes, achando que esse material realmente

irá ajudá-los a pegar um elefante.

10. RBASE: Programadores RBASE são mais raros do que os elefantes. De fato,

quando um elefante vê um programador RBASE, considera-se em seu dia de

sorte.

11. TURBO-PASCAL: Torcem o nariz para os programadores C, mas fazem

igualzinho a eles. Como não usam "goto", têm dificuldades extras de

locomoção (o que consideram uma vantagem). Os elefantes se livram deles

mudando de plataforma.

12. VISUAL BASIC: Só caçam elefantes se tiverem o VBX adequado. Elese

apontam para as balas, apontam para os rifles e então apontam para o

elefante. Isto simplesmente aborrece os elefantes. O elefante então destrói

o mouse, e o programador não pode fazer nada a não ser olhar o elefante ir

embora, rindo da cara dele.

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