Piadas da Princesa Diana

O que dar a uma princesa que ja' tem tudo?

Um cinto de seguranca e um airbag.

Qual a diferenca entre o Elton John e a Princesa Diana?

Um esta' compondo, a outra esta' se decompondo.

Voce ja' viu a Princesa Diana no radio?

Sim, e tambem no para-brisa, na janela, no capo^...

Como saber se o motorista tinha caspa?

Eles acharam sua cabeca e seus ombros no porta-luvas.

O que uma abelha tem em comum com uma Mercedes?

Ambos fazem geleia real.

O que a Rainha Mae deu a Sarah Fergunson no seu aniversario?

Uma Mercedes preta e uma viagem a Paris.

Qual a diferenca entre a Princesa Diana e a Madre Teresa de Calcuta'?

5 dias.

Voce viu o muro em que Diana bateu?

Nem ela.

Por que o Elton John levou seu namorado ao funeral?

Porque assim pelo menos uma rainha velha iria ser vista chorando em

publico.

Qual foi a ultima coisa que passou pela cabeca de Diana?

O para-brisa.

Qual foi a ultima coisa que Diana beijou?

O radiador.

Quais as ultimas palavras de Diana aos papparazzi?

"Deixe-me so', estou morrendo. Voces, fotografos, me jogaram contra o

muro".

Qual o nome do novo filme que a Princesa Diana esta' fazendo?

"Um Casamento e um Funeral"

Qual a diferenca entre a Princesa Diana e os alemaes orientais?

Os alemaes orientais sobreviveram ao muro.

Qual a diferenca entre uma Mercedes e a Princesa Diana?

A Mercedes chega a 40 com facilidade.

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Agora, alguns trocadilhos em ingles:

- Voce sabia que vao fazer um filme sobre o acidente da Princesa Diana?

- Vai se chamar "Di hard" (Duro de matar) ou "Live and Let Di" (Viva ou

Deixe Morrer)

- Dodi said Di and she did.

(Dodi disse "Di" e ela obedeceu)

* Sao trocadilhos em ingles com "Di" (Diana) e "Die" (morrer)

- Voce ja' ouviu falar do novo disco do Pink Floyd?

- "Another Brit in the Wall"

* Trocadilho com o nome de um famoso disco da banda.

- Elton John esta' escrevendo uma cancao em homenagem a Madre Teresa de

Calcuta'.

- Vai se chamar "Sandals in the Bin" (Sandalias na Caixa).

* Trocadilho com "Candle in the Wind" (Vela ao Vento), musica que foi

usada

nas homenagens a Diana.

-O que acontece quando voce beija uma Princesa de contos de fadas?

- O sapo se transforma num muro e... croaks!

* Trocadilho de "croaks" (coacho de sapo) com "crash" (batida de carro)

- Voce sabia que a Princesa Diana estava sofrendo de PMS?

- Sindrome de Mercedes Pulverizada.

* Nao entendi o que quer dizer "SMP", em ingles.

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E aqui vao as que nao deu pra traduzir:

O que o nome DIANA quer dizer?

"Died in a nasty accident" (Morta num acidente horrivel)

O que o nome DODI quer dizer?

"Died opposite Di" (Morto junto com Diana)

What does Princess Di turn into at midnight?

The wall

What did the coroner say when the body bags arrived?

"zippety dodi, zippety Di..."

 

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