Piadas de Pontinhos

 

P: O que é um ponto amarelo no alto de um prédio?

R: Um fandangos suicida.

P: Por que ele está lá?

R: Porque sua vida é um saco.


P: O que é um ponto vermelho no alto de um castelo?

R: Pimenta do reino.


P: O que é um ponto vermelho no pântano?

R: Jacared.


P: O que é um ponto azul no céu?

R: Urublue.


P: O que é um ponto verde na Antártida?

R: Pingreen.


P: O que é um ponto amarelo na Africa?

R: Yellowfante.

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P: O que é um ponto verde no coração da África?

R: Um Ne-green.


P: O que é um ponto vermelho que pula de árvore em árvore?

R: Morango-tango.


P: O que é um ponto prateado na grama?

R1: Uma formiga de armadura.

R2: Uma formiga de aparelho.

R3: Uma formiga de New Balance.

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P: O que é um ponto azul na grama?

R: Uma formiga de jeans.


P: O que é um ponto azul brigando com um amarelo?

R: Bluce Lee contra Jean Claude Fandangos.


P: O que são quatro pontos pretos na grama?

R: Fourmigas.


P: O que é um ponto preto no microscópio?

R: Uma Black-teria.


P: O que é um ponto vermelho em uma floresta, pulando de galho em galho?

R: Um morangotango.

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P: O que é um ponto marron no alto de uma árvore usando uma calculadora?

R: Um Mico-computador.


P: O que é um ponto marron no alto de uma ávore com um telefone celular?

R: Um Mico-empresário.


P: O que é um ponto branco na esquina?

R: Aspirina prostituta.


P: O que é um ponto amarelo indo em direção ao sol?

R: Fandangos tentando virar Baconzitos.

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P: O que é um ponto amarelo no meio do mar?

R: Ruffles, a batata da onda.


P: O que é um ponto verde no canto da sala de aula?

R: Azeitona de castigo.


P: O que é um ponto amarelo na BR-262 ?

R: Um Uno-Milho.


P: O que é um ponto vermelho na televisão?

R: Red-Globo.

 

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