Piadas de Ladrões
trapalhões

 

LADROES TRAPALHOES

 

ROUBO ESPECIAL

Vitima de um assalto, o profissional liberal recebe os policiais em sua

casa, numa cidadezinha da Georgia (EUA). Aparentemente nada foi levado.

"Roubaram algo?", pergunta um policial. "Sim, roubaram meu pacote de

maconha".

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PORTA-MOEDAS

A policia de Rhode Island teve a certeza de que o homem detido sob

acusação de furtar maquinas automaticas de refrigerantes era culpado

pelo crime quando ele pagou a fiança de US$ 400 com moedas.

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FUGA

Um homem foi condenado a 90 dias de prisão em Nova Jersey por disturbio

à ordem. Dois dias antes de terminar de cumprir a sentença, escapou por

um buraco cavado por 88 dias. Recapturado, pegou mais 18 meses.

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CARRO QUENTE

O habil assaltante rouba um carro e sai dirigindo pelas ruas de Campo

Belo (SP) Logo parado pela PM e preso: ele roubou um carro que havia

sido roubado dias antes por um outro ladrão. Toda a PM já conhecia a

placa do carro.

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TAXI PARA BEBADOS

Um taxista em uma pequena cidade no Estado de Illinois foi chamado a um

bar para recolher um cliente bêbado. Ao chegar em casa, o bêbado disse

que estava sem dinheiro. "Vou lá dentro correndo e já venho com o

dinheiro", disse ao taxista. Ao voltar, o bêbado trazia uma arma: "Não

consegui achar nenhum dinheiro, mas achei o revolver. Me passa o

dinheiro". Surpreso, o taxista entregou a féria do dia. Enquanto o

bêbado voltava para dentro da casa, o taxista chamou a policia.

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PLACA FRIA

Para não ser identificado, o ladrão sabia que devia trocar a placa do

carro roubado por uma falsa. Mas descobriu, ao ser preso no Gol roubado,

que não devia ter escolhido uma placa iniciada com a letra "L". A época,

só placas de peruas eram identificadas com essa letra.

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SAUDADES DE CASA

Tranquilo durante o assalto a uma casa nos Jardins, o ladrao se lembrou

de telefonar para a casa de sua mãe, na Paraiba. Foi preso quando a

conta do telefone chegou.

 

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