Guerra dos Sexos
Parte I

 

Versao masculina:
1. Chega no caixa automatico
2. Entra no quiosque
3. Insere o cartao
4. Digita o codigo
5. Pega o dinheiro, o cartao e o recibo

Versao feminina:
1. Chega no caixa automatico
2. Verifica a maquiagem no espelhinho
3. Desliga o motor
4. Poe as chaves na bolsa
5. Vai ate o quiosque
6. procura o cartao na bolsa
7. Insere o cartao
8. Procura na bolsa a embalagem do OB onde esta escrito o codigo
9. Digita o codigo
10. Estuda as instrucoes por uns dois minutos
11. Tecla "cancela"
12. Tecla novamente o codigo
13. Verifica o saldo
14. Procura o envelope
15. Procura uma caneta na bolsa
16. Anota o saldo no envelope
17. Estuda as instrucoes
18. Retira o dinheiro
19. Entra no carro
20. Confere a maquiagem
21. Procura as chaves
22. Liga o carro
23. Confere a maquiagem
24. Sai com o carro
25. Para
26. Volta de re
27. Sai do carro
28. Pega o cartao e o recibo
29. Entra no carro
30. Poe o cartao na carteira
31. Poe o recibo no talao de cheques
32. Anota a retirada no talao de cheques
33. Arruma um espaco na bolsa para a carteira e o talao
34. Confere a maquiagem
35. Sai com o carro
36. Anda cinco quilometros
37. Solta o freio de mao


Finalmente conseguirei, sera??, me vingar desse machismo ridiculo!

Versão Masculina

1 - Chega cantando pneu
2 - Som no último volume
3 - Cinco amigos dentro do carro
4 - Sai do carro, boné, bermuda, camiseta e chinelo
5 - Joga a lata de cerveja no chao
6 - Entra no caixa
7 - Arrota
8 - Coça a bunda ou o s...
9 - Insiste em colocar o cartao do lado errado
10 - Percebe, insere certo
11 - Digita a senha que provavelmente é9 1,2,3,4 (o máximo que seu
intelecto consegue memorizar)
12 - Tira a catota do nariz
13 - Pega o dinheiro
14 - Sai do caixa
15 - Compra cerveja no posto
16 - Volta, pega o cartao
17 - Entra no carro
18 - Joga o dinheiro e o cartao no console
19 - Sai cantando pneu foito besta, se achando o máximo


Versão Feminina

1 - Sai do carro perfumada
2 - Nao espera na fila, pois tem dois otários que a deixam passar 3
- Entra no caixa
4 - Insere o cartao, digita e saca metade do dinheiro que o panaca do
marido/noivo/namorado trabalhou o mês todo para ganhar
5 - Sai do caixa
6 - Diz obrigado aos dois idiotas da fila
7 - Entra no carro
8 - Deixa os dois idiotas babando
9 - Vai para o shopping gastar o dinheiro

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