Piadas de Gatos

 

Críticas Pessimistas

Existia o país dos gatos, a GATOLÂNDIA...

O rei dos gatos, em função do aniversário de seu reinado, resolveu então

fazer uma grande festa. Todos os gatos do reino foram convidados e a prova

que mais exigia de todos era a "escalada ao poste".

Era um poste muito alto e no alto, o prêmio... UM BALDE DE 50 LITROS DE

LEITE. Aquele corajoso gato que conseguisse escalar até o alto do gigantesco

mastro poderia se banhar com leite.

Milhares de gatos compareceram ao evento, vindos de todos os cantos do

reino e no dia, vários se inscreveram para a prova.

O primeiro a participar foi o gato gordo. Ele tomou uma distância

curtíssima e muito negligentemente subiu no poste, não chegando nem na

metade e, lá em cima ainda e já descendo, começou a blasfemar contra o

Rei...

"- Este Rei está louco - dizia - "Ele colocou o prêmio bem alto

justamente para ninguém conseguir... Ele está gozando de nossa cara" -

continuou o gato gordo - "E tem mais... Se todos deixarem de tentar, o Rei

será obrigado a diminuir o tamanho do mastro... Vamos desistir, é mais

fácil." - continuou o gatuno.

Alguns gatos se decepcionaram tanto com o Rei que começaram a ir embora

com a cabeça baixa... Outros gritavam contra o Rei, palavras de

desapontamento.

Neste instante apareceu um gato bem magrinho...Tomou distância

aproveitando a bagunça gerada e correndo como vento, subiu no mastro.

Na primeira tentativa não teve êxito e, quando se preparava para a

segunda tentativa, a maioria dos gatos gritaram para ele...

"- Desiste, desiste, desiste..." Mesmo assim ele se afastou e, mais

convicto do que a primeira vez, subiu rapidamente no mastro, com muita

energia e convicção e, num esforço, conseguiu se balançar no topo, e aí sim,

caiu no balde de leite...

A maioria dos gatos ficaram pasmos... Uns aplaudiram... Outros

comentavam sobre a proeza.

Já o gato gordo, totalmente rendido pelo fato, foi imediatamente

procurar explicação com o pai do gatinho que tomava aos goles o leite

desejado e distribuía a todos com maior alegria pela conquista.

O pai do gatinho, indagado pelo gato gordo sobre como e qual a razão

pelo qual o gatinho havia conseguido o feito, este respondeu...

"- Olha...meu filho tem duas coisas que o motivaram. A primeira era a

fome e a segunda é que ele é SURDO".

 

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