Piadas de Garçons

 

O cara chega no restaurante, se senta e, acenando com o braço, diz: para o

Garcon,

-Faz favor, firmeza, fineza fazer frango frito.

- Pois nao, com que, cavalheiro ?

- Deseja beber alguma coisa ?

- Farofa, feijao e fritas.

- Fanta

- Um paozinho para esperar a refeiçao ?

- Faça fatiado.

O garçom tira o pedido já meio bolado:

"O cara fala tudo com F !"

Depois que o sujeito termina a refeiçao, volta o garçom.

- Vai querer sobremesa ?

- Frutas frescas.

- Tem alguma preferência ?

- Figo.

Depois da sobremesa, o garçom:

- O senhor deseja um café ?

- Forte e fervido.

Quando o sujeito termina o café:

- E entao, como estava o cafezinho ?

- Frio, fraco, fedorento, fervido no forno, num filtro furado,

com formiguinha flutuando.

Aí o garçom pensa: "Vamos ver até aonde ele vai"

- Qual a sua graça ?

- Fernando Fagundes Faria Filho.

- De onde o senhor vem ?

- Fortaleza.

- O senhor trabalhava lá ?

- Fui ferreiro.

- Deixou o serviço ?

- Fui forçado.

- Por quê?

- Faltou ferro.

- E o que o senhor fazia ?

- Ferrolho, ferradura, faca... ferragem.

- O senhor torce por algum time

- Fui Fluminense.

- E deixou de ser por quê ?

- Fez feio.

- Qual é o seu time, agora ?

- Flamengo.

- O senhor foi casado ?

- Fui.

- E sua esposa ?

- Faleceu.

- De quê ?

- Frio e fome.

O garçom perde a calma:

- Escuta aqui, se você falar mais 10 palavras com a letra F, pode

levantar e ir embora sem pagar a conta.

- Foi formidável, figura. Fazendo fiado, fácil fácil fico freguês.

O homem levanta e sai andando, e o garçom fala:

- Ei, espere aí ! Ainda falta uma !

O homem responde, sem se virar:

- Foda-se.

 

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