Piadas de Gagos

 

Um padre estava distribuindo Bíblias para as pessoas venderem e ajudarem
na reforma da igreja.
De repente, chega um gago oferecendo seus serviços:
- Pa...pa...padre, eu ga..go...gosta...taria de aju...ju...da...dar a
ve...ve...nder bi...bi...bíblias!
Comovido com a tentativa de colaborar, o padre deu um lote de Bíblias
para o gago.
No final da tarde, durante o acerto de contas, o padre ia perguntando
para os colaboradores:
- Você, quanto vendeu?
- Vendi duas
- E você?
- Vendi uma
- E você, quantas você vendeu? - perguntou para o gago!
- Eu va...ve...ndi tu...tudo.
- Tudo?! - espantou-se o padre - Mas como?
- É sa...simples:
eu cha...chegava pa..pra pe..pessoa e pa...pe...pe... perguntava:
o se...senhor va..vai ca..comprar a bi..bíblia ou ca...quer que...que eu
leia?

Um gago, desesperado com seu problema, lamenta-se profundamente com um amigo,
e este lhe indica um
fonoaudiólogo da maior confiança. Meses depois, encontram-se de novo e o gago
vai logo dizendo:
- Toco preto, porco crespo. O rato roeu a roupa do rei de Roma.
Caraguatatuba, Itaquaquecetuba,  Pindamonhangaba.
- Maravilha, é um milagre! - Exclamou o amigo.
- Tá-t-t-tá ce-ce-ce-certo, ma-ma-mas onde é que-que eu v-vou us-usar uma
imbe-imbe-imbecilidade dessas?

O gago aborda um transeunte na rua:

- O se...senhor sa...sa...sabe, on...on...de fi...fi...ca a esco...cola

de ga...ga...gagos?

- Mas para que? O senhor ja gagueja tao bem!

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