Frases de Futebol
Parte I

 


Dúvidas da Copa 98
 
 Assinale apenas 1 resposta em cada questao mesmo em caso de dúvida.
 1) Lateral Esquerdo da Seleçao Brasileira:
 a) Roberto Carlos;
 b) Erasmo Carlos;
 c) Ney Matogrosso.
 
 
 2) Capitao da Seleçao Brasileira:
 a) Dunga;
 b) Soneca;
 c) Feliz.
 
 
 3) Técnico da Seleçao Brasileira:
 a) Zagalo;
 b) Zacoelho;
 c) Zaburro.
 
 
 4) Centroavante da Argentina:
 a) Batistuta;
 b) Prostituta;
 c) F.D.P.
 
 
 5) Atacante do Chile:
 a) Marcelo Salas;
 b) Marcelo Cozinhas;
 c) Marcelo Banheiros.
 
 
 6) Jogador da Colômbia:
 a) Valderrama;
 b) Valderruba;
 c) Valdestrói.
 
 
 7) Jogador da França:
 a) Zidane;
 b) Ziferre;
 c) Zifoda.
 
 
 
 8) Jogador da Itália:
 a) Costacurta;
 b) Costalarga;
 c) Costarica.
 
 
 9) Jogador da Croácia:
 a) Boban;
 b) Tontan;
 c) Idiotan.
 
 
 10) Jogador da Espanha:
 a) Amor;
 b) Paixao;
 c) Desejo.
 
 
 11) Jogador da Argentina:
 a) Crespo;
 b) Liso;
 c) Pichaim.
 
 
 12) Jogador do Chile:
 a) Sierra;
 b) Montaña;
 c) Cordilheira.
 
 
 13) Jogador da Colômbia:
 a) Mondragon;
 b) Monleon;
 c) Moncavalo.
 
 
 14) Jogador do Paraguai:
 a) Enciso;
 b) Preciso;
 c) Dente do Ciso.
 
 
 15) Jogador da Holanda:
 a) Overmars;
 b) Overlaping;
 c) Overdose.
 
 16) atacante brasileiro
 
 a) Romário
 b) canário
 c) caralho
 
 17) atacante do São paulo
 
 a) dodô
 b) dedé
 c) mussum

 Estavam conversando as mães do Bebeto, do Ronaldinho e do Júnior
 Baiano.
 Falou a mãe do Bebeto: - Meu filho foi criado com leite de cabra
 preta.
 Falou a mãe do Ronaldinho: - Meu filho foi criado com leite de vaca
 holandesa. Falou a mãe do Júnior Baiano: - Meu filho foi criado com
 leite de magnésia. É uma cagada atrás da outra.

Um jornalista entrevistando o intelectual francês Jean Paul Sartre perguntou:
- Se você tivesse que fazer um transplante de cérebro, quem escolheria?
Sartre respondeu: - O cérebro de um jogador de futebol!
Quando o jornalista pergunto
 de ter um cérebro que nunca foi usado.

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