Frases de Banheiros

 


Mulher não vale nada, até pobre tem.
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Macho que é macho não come mel, chupa a abelha.
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"Tudo na vida é passageiro, menos cobrador e motorista!"
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"O Ministério da Saúde adverte: Ficar doente é prejudicial à saúde!"
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"O estudo é a luz do saber: Economize energia, não estude!"
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"Para que ter olhos azuis, se a natureza deixa os meus vermelhos?"
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"Para que serve irmão mais novo se não é para apanhar?"

"O Ministério da saúde adverte: A maconha causa perda de memória e
diversos outros problemas que eu já esqueci."
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"Todo idiota tem um dom divino: O dom de ser idiota!"
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"Um dia todos saberao o que se passa na cabeca de uma mulher. O problema
sera parar de rir..."
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"Onde quer que voce esteja, voce sempre estara la!"
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Amigo meu não tem defeito. Inimigo, se não tiver, eu ponho.
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O primeiro suicídio a gente jamais lembra.
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Dívida pra mim é sagrada. Deus lhe pague.
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Não tenho tudo que amo mas o muambeiro vai arrumar.


Desabrochar: dez homens com problema de impotência.
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Casamento: 1ª=ilusão, 2ª=insistência, 3ª=burrice.
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Eu sou tão macho, mas tão macho, que o meu lado feminino é sapatão.

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