Piadas de Fanhos

 

Bãstã! O Manifesto Fanho.

 Izo dem gue agabar!
 Os vãnhos zão disgribinados há zéculos por doda bobulazão. Dós dambém
 zomos vilhos de Zeus, Zeus, borra!
 Oudro dia besmo dive gue gombrar um bênis e... BÊNIS, BORRA! Zaí da
 loja gom drês bãralhos. Bênis é o baralho.
 Depois drive gue dar um inderurbanho bra binha
 dãborada gue bora em Dragunhanhém. Dive gue vãlar ãos berros:
 - Dão é Dagunhanhém! É Dagunhanhém!
 Gonzegui vinalmente a ligazão:
 - Alô! Fânia? Adivinha guem esdá valando?
 Os vãnhos dêm gue der boz adiva. Demos que der baiz
 liverdade de exbrezão. Demos que gonzeguir nozo lugar ao zol. Dar bazão
 aos nozos zonhos. Bazão! Num zabe o que é bazão, borra!? Vozês zão
 zurdos? Borizo
 gonglamamos, jamamos de ze vazer entender, bara
 endrarem neza luda.
 Bamos vundar a Azoziazão dos Amigos do Vãnho, a AMADIL (DIL, VUCETA!
 Aquela gobrinha gue viga em zima do Ã! Ã!, BORRA!).
 Bor hoje jega, vigo bor aguí!

 Badrízio Boreira (Boreira, borra, gom ebe!)
 VONOAUDIÓLOGO.

Um fanho(F) entra em uma loja de materiais de construção e pede ao vendedor

(V1):

(F) - Bomn Dian. Eun querian comprarn umn Inhon.

(V1) - Pois não, qual é mesmo o nome do produto???

(F) - Inhon!

O vendedor, um pouco frustrado, pois não entendia o que o fanho havia

pedido, resolveu chamar um vendedor um pouco mais experiente(V2), para

ajudá-lo.

(V1) - O senhor poderia aguardar somente um momentinho, pois sou novo na

loja.

...

(V2) - Como posso lhe ser útil.

O fanho, já irritado:

(F) - Eun pedin paran on seun colegan umn Inhon!!!

(V2) - Desculpe, o senhor poderia repetir?

O fanho já quase explodindo:

(F) - Vocen tán quenrendon men fanzer den trounxa? Eun fanlei umn Inhon!

V2 também não sacou e chamou o gerente(G), que de longe observava o tumulto.

(G) - Desculpe o transtorno, qual o problema?

(F) - Seusn funncionarions taon quenrendon men fanzer den trounxa. Eun pendi

umn Inhon.

O gerente também não entendeu, pediu um momento, chamou um dos vendedores e

mandou chamar um outro fanho(F2), que trabalhava no almoxarifado, para

ajudar.

(F2) - Oin, quen quen vonce quer?

(F) - Umn Inhon.

(F2) - Inhon tán em fanlta.

(F) - Onbrigadon... e saiu.

Todos os vendedores, mais o gerente, se aproximam do fanho e perguntam o

que, afinal, o outro fanho queria. O fanho da loja responde:

(F2) - Simnples, elen quenria umn Inhon!!!

O fanhoso

O fanhoso forte pra chuchu entrou no ônibus e perguntou ao cobrador:

- E'e ôni'us 'assa em 'adureira?

O cobrador olhou fixamente nos olhos do fanhoso e nada respondeu. Mas o

fanhoso insistiu:

- Ô 'obrador, e'e ôni'us 'assa em 'adureira?

O cobrador dessa vez fingiu que não ouviu e virou a cara pro lado. Aí o

fanhoso ficou bravo:

- Olha a'i seu 'obrador im'ecil, eu 'ou 'escer pra num te en'iar u'a

'orrada, ou'iu?!

Dito isso desceu pela traseira louco da vida enquanto um passageiro que

assistia a cena censurava o cobrador:

- Você é bem filho da mãe mesmo, hein? Custava responder pro rapaz?

E o cobrador:

- É? 'ara eu 'evar uma 'orrada na 'ara?

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