Estágios da Vida do
Homem e da Mulher

 

Estagios da vida do homem

  Idade | Bebida
  17    | cerveja
  25    | mais cerveja
  35    | vodka
  48    | whisky 12 anos
  66    | antiacido Maalox

  Idade | Linha de Seducao
  17    | meus pais estao fora no fim de semana
  25    | minha mulher esta fora no fim de semana
  35    | minha mulher e filhos estarao fora no fim de semana
  48    | comprei um carro importado
  66    | minha segunda esposa esta morta

  Idade | Esportes Favoritos
  17    | sexo, sexo, sexo
  25    | sexo , sexo, futebol
  35    | sexo, futebol
  48    | futebol e as vezes sexo
  66    | dormir

  Idade | Definicao de um Encontro Bem Sucedido
  17    | cinema e amasso
  25    | quando termina no cafe da manha
  35    | conseguir tomar cafe da manha   sem os filhos
  48    | ter alguma companhia para o cafe da manha
  66    | chegar em casa vivo

  Idade | Fantasia Favorita
  17    | dar tres
  25    | sexo em local publico
  35    | sexo a tres
  48    | apenas sexo
  66    | tomar viagra

  Idade | Bichos de Estimacao
  17    | iguana
  25    | o colega de quarto
  35    | cao setter irlandes
  48    | criancas do primeiro casamento dela
  66    | peixinhos dourados

  Idade | Qual a Idade Ideal para Casar?
  17    | 25
  25    | 35
  35    | 48
  48    | 66
  66    | 17

  Idade | Encontro Ideal
  17    | assistir um filme de Stephen King no drive-in
  25    | jantar, sexo, dormir agarradinho
  35    | jantar, sexo e ela vai embora
  48    | ela aparece e resolve cozinhar
  66    | ter uma companhia para jantar


  Estagios da vida da mulher

  Idade | Bebida
  17    | cuba-libre
  25    | vinho branco
  35    | diet coke
  48    | qualquer bebida desde que acompanhada
  66    | leite para osteosporose

  Idade | Desculpa para Recusar Encontros
  17    | meus pais nao me deixaram ir
  25    | meu namorado vai desconfiar
  35    | meu marido vai desconfiar
  48    | meus filhos vao desconfiar
  66    | nunca recusaria um encontro!

  Idade | Esporte Favorito
  17    | shopping
  25    | shopping
  35    | shopping
  48    | shopping
  66    | shopping

  Idade | Definicao de um Encontro Bem Sucedido
  17    | matine de danceteria e lanchonete Mc Donald's
  25    | jantar com ele pagando e um bom motel
  35    | jantar, motel e um diamante
  48    | jantar e um diamante
  66    | um bom papo basta!

  Idade | Fantasia
  17    | alto, moreno e bonito
  25    | alto, moreno, bonito e rico
  35    | alto, rico e inteligente
  48    | um homem com cabelo
  66    | um homem

  Idade | Animal de Estimacao
  17    | um poodle
  25    | um namorado  e um poodle
  35    | marido, filhos e um  poodle
  48    | amante, filhos e um poodle
  66    | o coitado do poodle

  Idade | Idade Ideal para Casar?
  17    | 17
  25    | 25
  35    | 35
  48    | 48
  66    | 66

  Idade | Encontro Ideal
  17    | ele se oferece para pagar
  25    | ele paga
  35    | ele prepara o cafe da manha na manha seguinte
  48    | ele prepara o cafe na manha seguinte para as criancas
  66    | ele consegue mastigar o cafe da manha

 

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