Piadas de Empregadas

 

Esta daqui é só pra lembra daquela velha história: "Mãe tem olho na
nunca!"
Lembram?!

Joao convidou sua mae para o jantar.
Durante a refeicao, sua mae nao pode deixar de notar o quanto
a empregada era atraente e sensual. Apos o jantar, ela comecou
a imaginar se havia mais "alguma coisa" entre seu filho e a
empregada.
Lendo os pensamentos da mae, Joao disse:
"Eu sei o que voce deve estar pensando mae, mas te asseguro
que meu relacionamento com a empregada e puramente
profissional".
Uma semana depois, a empregada disse para o Joao:
"Desde que sua mae veio para jantar, a concha de sopa de
prata sumiu.
Voce nao acha que ela levou, acha?"
Joao disse:
"Bem, eu duvido, mas mesmo assim vou escrever uma cartinha
para ela, so para ter certeza..."
Entao ele sentou-se e escreveu:
"Querida mamae, eu nao estou querendo dizer que voce "pegou"
a concha de sopa da minha casa, e nao estou querendo dizer
que voce "nao pegou" a concha de sopa. Mas o fato e que ela
sumiu desde o dia que voce esteve aqui para o jantar."
Alguns dias depois, Joao recebeu uma carta de sua mae que dizia:
"Querido filho, eu nao estou querendo dizer que voce "dorme"
com a empregada, e nao estou querendo dizer que voce "nao dorme"
com a empregada. Mas o fato e que, se ela estivesse dormindo na
propria cama dela, ja teria achado a concha de sopa que eu
coloquei la.
Com amor, sua mae."

Joao convidou sua mae para o jantar.

Durante a refeicao, sua mae nao pode deixar de notar o quanto a

empregada era atraente e sensual. Apos o jantar, ela comecou a imaginar se

havia mais alguma coisa entre seu filho e a empregada.

Lendo os pensamentos da mae, Joao disse:

- Eu sei o que voce deve estar pensando mae, mas te asseguro que meu

relacionamento com a empregada e puramente profissional.

Uma semana depois, a empregada disse para o Joao:

- Desde que sua mae veio para jantar, a concha de sopa de prata sumiu.

Voce nao acha que ela levou, acha?

Joao disse:

- Bem, eu duvido, mas mesmo assim vou escrever um e-mail para ela, so

para ter certeza.

Entao ele sentou-se e escreveu:

- Querida mamae, eu nao estou querendo dizer que voce pegou a concha

de sopa da minha casa, e nao estou querendo dizer que voce nao pegou a

concha de sopa. Mas o fato e que ela sumiu desde o dia que voce esteve

aqui para o jantar.

No dia seguinte, Joao recebeu a resposta do e-mail no qual sua mae

dizia:

- Querido filho, eu nao estou querendo dizer que voce dorme com a

empregada, e nao estou querendo dizer que voce nao dorme com a

empregada, mas, o fato e que, se ela estivesse dormindo na propria cama

dela, ja teria achado a concha de sopa que eu coloquei la.

Com amor,

Sua mae.

 

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