Piadas de Desenhos Animados

 

 "Você sabe que está assistindo muito anime quando..."

-...Sua irmã começa a se parecer com a Saori....

-...Não pode ouvir a palavra Zodíaco que já pensa no Seyia....

-...Se ouvir alguém gritar "GOOL", já pensa "Go, Speed, Go !!!!"

-...Alguém pergunta "Quem ?" Você responde, Ken Masters !!!

-...Quando você vê meninas no metro usando uniforme escolar igual ao

das guerreiras Reyart...

-...A qualquer momento q precise de ajuda grita "IIIKKKKIIIII !!!!"

-...Confunde o gordinho do Power Rangers com Dragon Ball Z

-...Acha q o Seyia e o Ryu são irmãos siameses....

-...Pensa q Akira deveria ter ganho o Oscar de melhores efeitos

especiais e melhor ator coadjuvante , a moto !

-...alguém fala que vai passar a lua-de-mel nas Ilhas Gregas e você já

vê o Santuário na sua cabeça.

-...ouve o ronco de uma moto e ouve em pensamento: "Kanedaaaaa..."

-...assiste aula sobre a China e começa a misturar Chun-Li com 5 Picos

Sagrados.

-...vê um gato preto cruzar o seu caminho grita: "LUA! É VOCÊ ?"

-...na festa junina vê uma menina loira de maria-chiquinha e fica

espionando só para ver quando ela vai se transformar em Sailor Moon.

-...vai num baile de mascaras e acredita piamente que vai topar com o

Tuxedo Mask.

-...pega qualquer caneta que vê pela frente e grita: "Pelo poder do

Prisma Lunar" só para ver se é aquela a caneta.

-...vê coelhos na loja de animais e enxerga um monte de Moconas.

-...fica meditando a cada 15 minutos só para ver se é transmigrado para

o Mundo Celestial.

-...toda vez que lê horóscopo fica enxergando as Casas Zodiacais

-...vai na praia e mergulha bem fundo ate quase se matar, só para ver

se consegue achar a Tetis ou o Poseidon.

-...vê um garotinho japonês passando por você e você olha para tras,

para ver se ele não tem nenhum rabinho de macaco.

-...Puxa a caneta do bolso e lembra "USE A CAPSULA BETA !!!!!"

-...Põe o óculos de sol pensando q vai virar o ULTRASEVEN !!!

-...Qdo. ouve a musica "LOLA", pensa na namorada do Capitão

Whitestar...

-...Pensa q o Anel dos Nibelungos não é uma peca de teatro...

-...Sabe cantar as musicas de abertura do Speed Racer e dos Cavaleiros

do Zodíaco (as duas musicas !!!) e mais a do Star Blasers (Yamato).

-...Vê um esqueleto e pensa "FANTOMAS SOCORRO !!!"...

-...Olha p/ o seu relógio e diz "ROBO GIGANTE, VOE !!!"

-...Após te encher o saco, seu chefe vira de costas p/ você e você

olhando fixamente p/ a nuca dele pensa "COOOOOLEERAAA DO DRAGAAOOOO

!!!!"

-...Você vê o Break light do carro q está parado diante do seu e lembra

da luzinha no peito do ULTRAMAN...

-...Quando assiste CHAVES e o alguém pergunta "Quem poderá intervir ?

", você responde antes do Chapolin, "SPECTREMAN...MAN...MAN...MAN...."

-...Recebe um buque de rosas vermelhas e olha torto pensando no

Afrodite de Peixes...

-...Quando alguém pergunta seu signo e você lembra do Cavaleiro de Ouro

que o representa....

-...Alguém fala do filme "O destino de Posseidon" e você pensa "Ué, o

Seyia não destruiu os sete pilares ?"

 

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