Piadas de Chifrudos
Parte I

 

 

Chifres

Ao chegar em casa e pegar seu melhor amigo na cama com sua mulher, mantenha a calma e aconselhe-o a não ficar andando com a primeira vagabunda que aparecer.

Acordo sempre bem-humorado, mas logo verifico que sou casado e tenho que ir pra casa.

O marido moderno precisa abrir mais a cabeça. Senão não tem lugar pra tanto chifre.

Você conhece o Corno Xuxa????

é aquele que não larga a mulher por causa dos baixinhos

José da Silva esta com muita dor no braço direito e resolve ir ao

medico. Chegando lá o Doutor diz:

- Tenho um novo e avançadíssimo computador aqui, basta você urinar neste potinho que eu coloco no computador e ele nos dirá o que você tem.

- Ah ah ah, não acredito nisto, doutor, sou um Analista de Sistemas e

nunca ouvi tamanha asneira!! Mas vamos lá.

José urina no potinho e o entrega ao doutor. O medico coloca-o no

computador, aperta um botão aqui outro ali e a maquina começa a

processar. Passados uns 30 segundos, sai um papel impresso de dentro da

maquina, e então o doutor lê em voz alta:

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José da Silva

34 anos

Branco

Analista de Sistemas

Artrite no braço direito

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José exclama:

- O que??? Como essa maquina fez isso??!!! Eu não acredito!!! Doutor,

eu quero fazer o exame novamente... Vou levar o pote para casa e farei

xixi nele de manha em jejum, e trarei para o senhor novamente.

José vai então para casa. No dia seguinte, em jejum, faz xixi no pote e

o leva ao medico, que o coloca no computador para processar... Sai

novamente um papel impresso de dentro da maquina com o seguinte:

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José

da Silva

34 anos

Branco

Analista de Sistemas

Artrite no braço direito

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- Doutor, realmente eu não acredito nisto aqui, tem alguma coisa!! Vou

fazer novamente este exame, me da outro pote!!

Vai para casa com outro pote, e faz xixi dentro dele, pede a

mulher e a filha para fazerem também, coloca um pouco de óleo do carro

dele dentro do pote e ainda por cima se masturba e coloca o resultado no

pote, mistura tudo e leva ao medico. José pensa: "eheheh agora quero ver

esse computador, ehehehe". O doutor coloca novamente na maquina, e

novamente sai um papel:

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José

da Silva

34 anos

Branco

Analista de Sistemas

Corno

Filha gravida de 3 meses

O carro precisa trocar o óleo

E da próxima vez que for se masturbar, faça isso com a mão esquerda,

pois

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