Piadas de Camisinhas

 

Na farmácia, o garoto chega para a mãe e pergunta:

- Mamãe, pra que servem as camisinhas?

- É para usar na hora de fazer amor - responde ela baixinho.

Pouco depois, o garoto vem com outra:

- Por que é que vem em pacote de três?

- É para os garotos do colégio: uma para a sexta, outra para o

sábado e outra para o domingo. Pouco depois:

- E esses pacotes com seis?

- É para os rapazes da faculdade: duas para a sexta, duas para o

sábado e as outras duas para o domingo. Já na saída:

- E esse pacotão com doze?

- Esse é para os homens casados... Uma para janeiro, outra para

fevereiro...

Uma garota linda está dirigindo seu carro numa estrada do

interior do Arkansas quando de repente o carro quebra.

Felizmente ela está muito próximo de uma fazenda. Ela vai

até a casa e bate na porta. O fazendeiro abre a porta e ela

diz:

- Boa noite ! Meu carro quebrou e não tenho como conseguir

auxílio. Posso passar a noite na sua casa para procurar um

mecânico amanhã?

- Bem - diz o fazendeiro - você pode ficar aqui, mas não

pode se engraçar com meus filhos Jed e Luke.

Ela olha pela porta e vê dois jovens atrás do fazendeiro,

por volta dos 20 anos.

- Tá certo - reponde ela.

Depois que todos foram dormir a mulher fica bem curiosa com

os dois rapazes dormindo no quarto ao lado. Ela vai em

silêncio até lá e entra e diz:

- Rapazes, vocês querem que eu lhes ensine os segredos do

mundo ?

Eles respondem:

- Hã ?

Ela explica o que ela quer e acrescenta:

- A única coisa que eu não quero é ficar grávida. Portanto

vocês vão colocar essas borrachas.

Depois de colocadas as camisinhas, eles passam a noite se

divertindo. Alguns dias depois Jed e Luke estão sentados no

portão, mascando chiclé. Jed fala:

- Luke ?

- Fala, Jed.

- Você lembra daquela mulher que veio aqui e nos mostrou os

segredos do mundo ?

- Eu lembro.

- Você se importa se ela ficar grávida ?

- Não. Não me importo a mínima.

- Eu também não. Então vamos tirar essas borrachas ?

 

 

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