Piadas de AULAS


Para meditar, quando nao tiver nada para fazer.
 LICOES DE QUIMICA E FISICA
Qual e o doce preferido do atomo ? Pe-de-moleculas.
O que e uma molecula ? E uma menina muito sapecula.
Como o eletron atende o telefone ? "Proton ?"

 LICOES DE BIOLOGIA
 - O que um cromossomo disse para o outro? Cromossomos felizes!
 - O que o espermatozoide falou para o ovulo? Deixa eu morar com voce
porque a minha casa e um saco !
 - O que o polvo disse para a lula? Ah, eu to molusco!
 - Como as enzimas se reproduzem? Fica uma enzima da outra.
 - Por que a celula foi no psiquiatra? Porque ela tinha complexo de
Golgi.
 - O que sao dois pontos pretos no microscopio? Uma blackteria e um
pretozoario.


 LICOES DE ANATOMIA E CLINICA GERAL
 Qual e a parte do corpo da mulher que cheira bacalhau? O nariz.
 O que e um ponto marrom no pulmao? Um brownquite.
 O que e um pontinho vermelho no meio da porta? Um olho magico com
 conjuntivite.
 O que o canibal vegetariano come ? A planta do pe e a batata da perna.
 Na frase "Proibido estacionar" qual e o sujeito da oracao? Sujeito a
guincho.



 LICOES DE LOGICA
- Deus e amor. O amor e cego. Steve Wonder e cego. Logo, Steve Wonder
e Deus.
- Nada e melhor que a felicidade eterna. Um tomate ja e melhor do que
nada. Logo, um tomate e melhor que a felicidade eterna.
- Imagine um pedaco de queijo suico, daqueles bem cheios de buracos.
Quanto mais queijo, mais buracos. Cada buraco ocupa o lugar em que
haveria queijo. Assim, quanto mais buracos, menos queijo. Quanto mais
queijos mais buracos, e quanto mais buracos, menos queijo. Logo, quanto
mais queijo, menos queijo!
- Toda regra tem excecao. Isto e uma regra. Logo, deveria ter excecao.
Portanto, nem toda regra tem excecao.
- Disseram-me que eu sou ninguem. Ninguem e perfeito. Logo, eu sou
perfeito.



 LICOES DE OUTRAS CIENCIAS
- Por que as estrelas nao fazem miau? Porque Astronomia.
- Por que a vaca foi para o espaco? Para se encontrar com o vacuo.
- Haviam dois caras, o Geo e o Trigo. Geo tinha varios filhos e o
Trigo nao tinha nenhum. Por que? Porque Geometria e Trigonometria

 

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