ANÁLISE QUÍMICA DO HOMEM

 

Estudo químico do homem

Atomística.

Símbolo: Ho ou Oh

Dimensões: 15cm aceitáveis apesar de alguns isótopos não passarem dos 10

Ocorrência: Encontra-se normalmente junto do elemento Mu (ver em piadas machistas), estando numa concentração muito elevada normalmente à volta de um exemplar Mu perfeito.

Estudo Científico.

Propriedades Físicas:

1. Superfície normalmente coberta de pêlos duros em algumas zonas, macios noutras

2. Ferve quando é incomodado, Gela quando confrontado com situações lógicas mas banais, derrete-se quando é tratado como um Deus.

3. Rude quando misturado com C*H*-OH (qualquer álcool).

4. Pode causar dores de cabeça ou mesmo várias dores espalhadas pelo corpo; manipular com extrema precaução.

5. Tende a cair num estado completamente sem energia depois de uma reação com Mu (Emitindo o seguinte som :... zzzzz).

6. Os exemplares podem ser encontrado em diversos estados desde extremamente grandes até outros extremamente pequenos.

7. Raramente se encontra um exemplar na sua forma pura depois dos 14 anos

8. Quando é sujeito a alguma pressão, torna-se incompreensivo e intolerante; só cede quando a coisa é feita de maneira subtil e de forma a ele não dar por isso

Propriedades Químicas :

1. Todas as formas de Ho desejam ter reações com Mu, mesmo quando esta não tenha reação nenhuma

2. Pode reagir com alguns isótopos de Mu em pequenos períodos de tempo em condições favoráveis

3. O mais poderoso agente de raiva conhecido pela Mu.

4. Normalmente disponível para reagir com toda e qualquer coisa.

5. Os estilos de reação variam de extremamente lentos, calmos e úmidos até, aos violentos e sangrentos

6. Repelem-no a maior parte dos trabalhos em casa e limpezas.

7. É repelido também por pequenas crianças com fraldas, particularmente aqueles com as fraldas "cheias''

Estudo Empírico.

Testes:

O espécimen puro raramente ficara calado, quando reagir com algum espécime Mu ira logo espalhar informação em muitas freqüências.

Precauções :

Tende a reagir extremamente violento quando outros Ho interferem nas suas reações com a sua Mu . Para os outros casos, tende a ser extremamente tolerante.

Armazenagem :

Os melhores resultados se conseguem por volta dos 18 com um maior numero de reações, e aceitável também entre os 25-35 com um estilo de reação razoável.

 

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