ADIVINHAÇÕES - PARTE I

O que e uma coisa azul se mexendo num canto de um quarto?

Um bebê num saco de lixo!

E o que e uma coisa verde, paradinha, no mesmo canto do mesmo quarto?

O bebê, uma semana depois!

O que e uma coisa vermelha com uns pedacinhos prateados em cima da cama?

Um bebê mascando uma gillete!

O que é bonitinho, rosinha, mas quando você aperta um botão fica irrequieto

e borbulhante?

Um bebê no microondas...

Advinha essa:

- O do Arnold Schwarzeneger e' grande

- O do Michael J. Fox e' pequeno

- O Clodovil tem mas finge que nao tem

- O Papa E O PADRE MARCELO tem mas nao usam

- O Bill Clinton usa o dele a toda a hora

O que é ?

E' tao somente.... o sobrenome!

Adivinhas

Qual a diferença entre a mulher e o leão?

a mulher usa batom e o leão ruge.

O que o fósforo falou para o cigarro?

por sua causa, perdi a cabeça.

O que o passarinho falou para a passarinha?

Quer danoninho?

Qual é o fim da picada?

quando o mosquito vai embora...

O que o pára-quedas disse para o pára-quedista?

To contigo e NÃO ABRO...

O que um escorregador falou pro outro?

aqui os anos passam depressa.

Qual a cor mais barulhenta?

a corneta...

Porque a China tem tanta gente?

é que eles comem com dois pauzinhos...

O que a minhoca falou pro minhoco?

voce minhoquece!

O que o tijolo falou pro outro?

há um ciumento entre nós.

Qual é o bicho que anda com as patas?

o pato.

Qual o tipo de alimento que o político mais gosta?

as massas.

O que é CHEIRO VERDE?

O peido do HULK

Por que a vaca corre atrás do carro?

Para pegar o VACO

Por que os dinossauros tem tantos filhotes?

Por que eles tem muitos anos

O que é, o que é ? Desce duro e sobe mole e pingando ???

Macarrão ! (desce duro para cozinhar e sobe mole pingando de molho...)

O que existe entre a Floresta Amazônica e a fabrica de leite?

R: o umbigo

 

 

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