40 ótimas razões para nascer homem

 

01 - Qualquer conversa telefonica dura no maximo 30 segundos.

02 - A nudez dos filmes e geralmente feminina.

03 - Nunca precisa mais que uma mala para viajar.

04 - Voce nao tem que analisar a vida sexual de seus amigos.

05 - Pode abrir seus proprios vidros de conservas.

06 - Seus amigos estao cagando e andando se voce perdeu ou ganhou peso

07 - Nao precisa parar num canal de TV toda vez que aparecer alguem chorando.

08 - Todos os seus orgasmos sao reais.

09 - Uma barrigona de cerveja nao faz invisivel para o sexo oposto.

10 - Sujeitos com mascaras de hoquei e serras eletricas nao o atacam.

11 - Voce pode ir ao banheiro sem levar consigo um grupo de apoio.

12 - Voce pode deixar uma cama de hotel desfeita.

13 - Quando seu trabalho é criticado, voce nao tem o panico que todo mundo te odeie secretamente.

14 - Voce pode matar sua propria comida.

15 - A garagem é toda sua.

16 - Voce nunca tem que limpar o banheiro.

17 - Voce pode tomar banho em apenas 10 minutos.

18 - Sexo nao tem nenhuma relacao com a sua reputacao.

19 - Sua roupa intima custa pouco e ainda vem em tres dentro do pacote.

20 - Nenhum de seus colegas de trabalho conseguem fazer voce chorar.

21 - Voce nao tem que raspar debaixo do braco.

22 - Se voce tem 34 anos e se separa ninguem liga.

23 - Tudo em sua face e da cor original.

24 - Voce consegue pensar em sexo 90% do dia.

25 - Voce pode usar uma camisa branca em dia de chuva sem se preocupar se estao olhando o seu peito.

26 - Leonardo di Caprio nao mora em seu universo.

27 - Ninguem deixa de contar uma piada suja quando voce entra na sala.

28 - Mecanicos de carros nao mentem pra voce.

29 - Voce nao tem chiliques se ninguem notar seu corte de cabelo.

30 - O mundo e um urinol.

31 - Cera quente nunca passa perto de sua area pubica.

32 - Voce sabe 20 maneiras diferentes de abrir uma garrafa de cerveja, vinho, etc.

33 - Voce pode sentar de perna aberta onde e quando quiser.

34 - Vestido de noiva custa cerca de 2.000 reais, fraque alugado so 80.

35 - Voce pode ver e realmente apreciar a Tiazinha na Playboy.

36 - O fato de nao gostar de uma pessoa nao impede que acabem na cama.

37 - Voce nao tem que se lembrar do aniversario de ninguem a nao ser o seu.

38 - Sapatos novos nao cortam, machucam, apertam ou dilaceram os seus pes.

39 - Voce nunca perde uma oportunidade sexual por estar naqueles dias.

40 - Voce pode comprar preservativos sem que o balconista o imagine nu.

 

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