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Your mama's so FAT:

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Your mama's so STUPID:

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Your mama's so UGLY:

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Your mama's so POOR:

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Your mama's so OLD:

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Your mama Is So Stank...

...she makes the RIGHT GAURD turn left
...right guard turned left and speed stick slowed down.
...secret told on her.
...she worked at a sperm bank and got fired for drinking on the job.
...she put on secret and the shit told.
...she keeps ice between her legs to keep the crabs fresh

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Your mama Is So Dark...

...she went to night school and was marked absent!
...she spits chocolate milk!
...that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.
...she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers.
...when people refer to Darkness comming in the future they refer to her next visit.
...they made a movie of her heart transplant called "From the darkest heart of Africa"

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Your mama Is Like...

...a J.C Penny, discounts every day.
...a Coke machine give her 2 quarters and she gives you a pop.
...a bowling ball, She gets fingered, dropped and thrown down the lane.
...a door knob.... Everybody gets their turn.
...swiss chalet, so much for so little
...burger king, do it your way right a way
...a hardware store 5 cents a screw.
...a phone booth she's on every corner and she costs 25 cents.
...a bus every one geting on and off.
...a bus 75 cents a ride.
...a door nob every one gets a turn.
...a 747, but not every one has been on a 747!
...a vacuum cleaner, she sucks, she blows, and she gets laid in the closet.
...a blowpop. First you suck. Then U blow
...a Shotgun. First she cocks, then she blows.
...a t.v.,a two year old can turn her on!
...McDonalds, Ronald makes it magic
...a 747, 3 man cock pit!!!!

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Your mama's (ETC):

I went into your house, took a booger off the wall, and Your mama told me not to touch the family portrait.

Your mama's doctor diagnosed her with a rapid flesh eating disease. Now she's got only 36 more years to live!

Your mama's so fat, she's the main ingredient in Ding Dongs.

Did you know flies were given wings so that they could beat Your mama to the dump?
Heard Your mama fills up the bathtub ... THEN puts the water in.

Your mama so FAT, when she goes to the shoe-shiner, she has to take his word that he's done.

If Ugliness were bricks, Your mama would have her own projects.

Know how they made the movie, "Speed"?
They dressed your mama up and drove her while they dangled a Hostess Cupcake in front of her.

Hey, I got nothing to say about Your mama cuz she's a saint ... a Saint Bernard.

What's the difference between Your mama and a water buffalo?
About 25 pounds.
How do you even it up?
Either force-feed the buffalo, or shave Your mama.

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